Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.

He is a total Alpha Muffin.

by Justall50 March 31, 2024

Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.

Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.

by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023

Alpha male

No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"

by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021

Alpha

sually used as a term for a badass male who attracts women without trying. His superiority and pure confidence allows him to achieve success. He does not WANT, because he is the WANTED. May also be used to describe a "manly" achievement or situation.

Girl: "Did you see Kyle, Logan, and Zach throwing weights around in the gym today?"
Girl2: "Yeah so what? They're alphas."

by Kdiggs100 March 24, 2017

Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.

American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.

by He who knows11 December 22, 2020

Alpha

Stopping during intercourse to stand above her and whirl your dick to reassert your dominance.

"How was it in there?"
"I had to Alpha"

by Ch33kyCh33ks May 19, 2019

alpha cough

Means, I'll fuck off

Hey cashier, alpha cough!

by coolcraft January 1, 2020