by NillaNilla November 5, 2011
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Get the wrinkled turkey mug.After you bust your nut in the girls mouth you grab the skin on her throat and pull causing her to gurgle.
by Ninja86 May 23, 2007
Get the turkey gurgle mug.A phrase for something/someone thats completely awesome. Often used to describe a funny event, song, or delicious snack.
by fullturkey April 2, 2009
Get the Full Turkey mug.Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
by Jerkmyturkey November 11, 2019
Get the Turkey Shot mug.Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.
by TasteyTown February 5, 2010
Get the Turkey Turner mug.Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
by IDlOT August 21, 2011
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