thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019

Thomas Okubo

Thomas Okubo is a asshole. He that guy who you find cute and endearing at first and then he opens his mouth a couple months later and makes you wonder- How tf did I like this guy - however then you relapse and are back in his hands until you realize he's still an asshole. Depending on the type of girl you are this will either keep happening or you will actually get over his ass.

Angelica- Is that Thomas Okubo?
Jasmine- Shush. Don't say the rat's name it might come over here.

by Jasmine Darling November 21, 2018

dean thomas

also called dick Thomas

bruh dean thomas is such a dick thomas

by tqckies March 5, 2020

Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is a mathematics teacher currently working at St Augustine's College Cairns (251 Draper Street, 4870, Cairns, QLD, Australia) He currently teaches a variety of grates ranging from 7 to year 12 essential

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide 0 and 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

tyler thomas

The richest man in all of chatsworth. Enjoys being pissed on.

Hi my name is Tyler thomas and I’m a fucking pud.

by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh March 30, 2022

Thomas Evans

A straight dude who likes pussy.

"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."

by HeyHiHello25 March 31, 2021

Thomas Bemis

Slang for a ginger man with a small penis

Hey remember that guy from last week? He was totally a Thomas Bemis

by Star065 May 8, 2023