Yeet and skeet

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

by Big thiccy boi July 08, 2019

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yeet user

when someone is happy/tryharding and got/achieved something

"you won't get the bloody thing"

"i will...watch! YEET"
"oh you got it"
"yet yeet yeet yeet"
"you're such a yeet user"

by yeet9074 August 12, 2018

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soft yeet

when something is relatable but you're tired, so the sound you make is a yeet.. but soft

ben: man finals are really killing me this quarter
armitage: soft yeet

by hux-capacitor April 02, 2018

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the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.

Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part

by twat 29 June 10, 2019

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