penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

penis window shopping by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

Ass Window

Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.

Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"

Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."

Ass Window by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016

Late Night Window Knocker 

Pimp, Playing, Hoe Slaying

What up biatch. Your boy Bennie here, looking for a late night window knocker. Hollar!

Late Night Window Knocker by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

helmet wearing window licker 

A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard

That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.

helmet wearing window licker by Setfu777 March 25, 2021

Window Dressing 

The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.

Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.

Window Dressing by Ms.Bg June 27, 2008

secret window

a sexual scenario where a man is having butt sex with his girlfriend in which she is facing a window with her hands on the wall, then he shiftily switches places with a good friend and runs outside to wave at his soon to be "very surprised that she is being banged by a random guy" girlfriend

David and John pulled off a secret window with Mary last night

secret window by lil_jon_is_my_hero January 16, 2006

canadian window 

A window opened to get Candian natives inside, to rob and kill your family, until you wake up and realize it's just a dream. The Canadian rufied you. He also Random Hoboed you!

That canadian window is open, so i'm sure I will have visitors tonight.

canadian window by lafandadaylahusa the second November 18, 2010