window of inopportunity

A period of time when something cannot be done. Antonym of "window of opportunity". A slightly sarcastic phrase drawing on its opposite meaning of a common phrase.

We dont have data for May, thats a huge hole in our marketing campaign. May is a window of inopportunity!

by Savalkan June 13, 2008

window licker

Dennis Hahn

Durrrr dee dee dee duhhhhhhhh.

Dennis Hahn, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm a window licker.

by 5tircrazy July 12, 2010

Windows 11

The next generation Windows operating system by Microsoft that will be worse then anything ever.

Natalie: My Windows 11 computer wont download anything
Microsoft: Windows 11 will be the best operating system ever

by ninanoelle May 8, 2017

Windows Vista

Microsofts newest operating system, much faster than Windows XP but people can't use it properly and start ranting on about it being crap

Windows Vista is so much better than XP, it no longer looks like a toddler-style computer and programs respond more

by VistaIsAwesome August 24, 2008

window watching

When you are really stoned and you get paranoid and peer out the window through your blinds to make sure no cops are sneaking up on you.

"Hey, look at Steve window watching! He is so high!"

by Jack Aaron August 26, 2005

Dirty Window

To ejaculate on your partners glasses after intercourse.

"I want to give YOU a Dirty Window, Amy."

by Flealan April 21, 2009

Window Licker

Retard that sits on the bus and licks the windows. Mentally Retarded person licking the window.

That window licker just kept staring at me when i was on the bus today. Shut up you window licker.

by T Gunny and The Crew July 2, 2008