Wife: Minehut server

A fucking server that canonically has a pig that moves around and controls the border.
It is also considered the pit of ball sack jokes and “your mom” roasts.
It was owned by sky block until he dipped like my dad.
It is also the place where main players spend their time off instead of doing something useful.

“I lost a gset in the infamous server wife: minehut serverand my mother :sob:”
“L + ratio + fucked your dead mother”

by Cocksbtw March 18, 2022

jaeden martells wife

the best person on this earth, someone you would want in your life 🥺☝🏼 and if she’s not your a loser🤣(bad one)

you: “who is jaeden martells wife”

me “oh that’s soph, the best person 👹”

by thismightbejae June 2, 2021

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

winona ryders wife

the wife of winona ryder is louis (@bugdrink on fm)
this is definitely legit

oh my gosh look! its winona ryders wife!

by ratalouis January 15, 2022

knife wife

A wife who cooks for her husband.

Every guy would be lucky to have married a knife wife.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Ed sheerans wife

Ray Sheeran is the name of Ed sheerans wife

Have u seen ray She’s Ed sheerans wife

by R.Ray.y69 June 24, 2022

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome

The tendency to get your ass whooped by your husband and maybe being one of many wives.

example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.

example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"

"wdym"

"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her

by The bambino turner June 24, 2020