jacob white

a faggot who's as famous as The Rock

Jacob White is really popular!

by Liam Pentland October 24, 2017

white salami

When you stick your own dick up your ass

I went home and committed white salami last night

by Waltr January 19, 2023

White-lipsed

When a girl gives head and then proceeds to kiss a guy right after.

Jenny white-lipsed Jeremy at the party last week

by Pablo brickz September 8, 2018

the white light

a term used to define what it looks like when you're about to die. Also can be used to describe the shaven area of pubes on a pale, hairy ass italian kid.

Ed would have the white light if he shaved his pubes.

by eljefe June 17, 2008

White Syndrome

A male or female, that for one reason or another, feels the need to be dating somebody of the opposite or same sex all the time.

oh man, that guy has a bad case of White Syndrome. He just broke up with his girlfriend, and now his going out with another chick

by MC-UbER November 16, 2011

white zeppelin

A phenomenon resulting from anal sex where ejaculate builds up inside the rectum and is shortly followed by a sizable bowel movement. A proper white zeppelin occurs when deposited semen completely coats the outgoing feces, resulting in a smooth and hearty plop within the bowl.

Doctor: I'm glad you are no longer having problems passing those massive turds. Did you heed my advice and become a vegetarian?

Patient: No, I've found that a good WHITE ZEPPELIN works wonders after an all-u-can-eat-meat buffet.

by Sleepwalkazzz January 7, 2011

Be less white

Some dumbass employee training in Coca-Cola telling to remove your white skin

Bro, be less white...

by less_white_guy February 26, 2021