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Walking on All Threes

An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.

Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:

-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger

Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."

Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"

Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.

(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.

Seriously, don't be Fred.
by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011
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walking from Anaheim to Santa Ana

To fall from grace very quickly; wasting your life partying, drinking, fucking, and glamorizing Jersey Shore and the Kardashians to the point where your morning hangover consists of you having lost your future, your friends, your family, and your true self.

This is a reference to the cities of Anaheim and Santa Ana being in a close walking distance (Anaheim is seen as the "nicer" city while Santa Ana is seen as "ghetto")

To go nowhere in your life.
"Yesterday Dumbass Jessica was bragging on Facebook about how she’s out with her friends partying in hotels in the city and that everyone should be jealous. This morning she’s posted she’s stuck in Anaheim and has to walk to Santa Ana." -- creepycreepmeout, Tumblr

A prime example of walking from Anaheim to Santa Ana.
by The Chilly February 24, 2012
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walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.
My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.
by Erbo October 8, 2013
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Walking Egg Mcmuffin

That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin
by BlackMigos June 18, 2014
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walking pussies

A typical behavior adopted by some women which involves walking from club to club in order to get a good bang. Can often be compared to prostitutes or whores, only they are much more shy and dirty than their relatives.
Jo: Hey let's go to the (Insert name) club, I've heard it had walking pussies all over the place!

Max: Yeah right! Let's show our pipes and we're good.
by TheRemedyMaker August 7, 2014
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Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.
Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation
by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016
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Walking Burger

Typically purchased en-route, from the saver menu. A Walking Burger is a small portable burger capable of being eaten on the move or stashed away in a coat pocket.
Dan: "I'm hungry. It's shame we don't have time to eat."
Vernon: "Don't worry. We'll swing by McD's on the way and grab a couple of walking burgers."
by TopCat94 January 17, 2018
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