Waist Bandit 

Another term for an erection.

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?

Waist Bandit by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016

Waikiki Cumshot 

Waikiki a neighbour in Hawaii well known for its surfing and paddling boarding... A Waikiki Cumshot is when a male engages in water sports... I.e urinating on their male or female counterpart in a sexual fashion.

My husband give me the most powerful Waikiki Cumshot last night, it was so warm and heavenly.

Waikiki Cumshot by littleboylost December 26, 2016

Waitimist 

A person that knows it will fail at something, only to be waiting for it to happen again.

Person A: Oh god i think i'm gonna fail the test, i really want to know what the results are.
Person B: I don't. We have more tries to fail again.
Person B: You're not an optmist nor a pessimist...You're a waitimist!

Waitimist by Seeth February 6, 2017

Wait a tarnation 

Wait a second/minute + What in tarnation = Wait a tarnation

Wait a tarnation, where my fertalizer go?

Wait a tarnation by BagleMiester March 25, 2017

Waisters 

Finx and Pepe

You don't want to be Waisters like them *feelsbadman*

Waisters by FinxUK May 15, 2017

waiting bread 

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

waiting bread by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017

waitee 

Someone waiting for service.

The mechanic ignored the waitee.

waitee by Numberonefish July 31, 2017