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Waiters Gonna Wait
Waiters Gonna Wait by Foreverafuckingfangirl. October 9, 2012
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whistersnivet
whistersnivet by Catiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 6, 2008
Hip Waiters
women or gay men who hang off of guys and stay constantly by their side hoping for some action. Can also refer to hired escorts, strippers or prostitutes or any scantily clad women who is attached to a man for the obvious singular purpose of using him for sex.
Hip Waiters by Misty17 August 18, 2010
firing wristers
Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.
Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….
firing wristers by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe April 22, 2023
Waister
Person A: "Hey do you want to make a Harlem Shake video?"
Person B: "In 2015? Dude you're such a waister."
Person B: "In 2015? Dude you're such a waister."
Waister by Morpheus29 February 10, 2015
counting waiters
counting waiters by aly-b September 27, 2011
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026