When a man places his penis into a Belgian waffle maker and tries to flip giving his cock a twist as well as griddle marks.
by sandlers butter February 4, 2009
Get the waffle penis mug.A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.
Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
by Lady Monday November 4, 2006
Get the Go eat a winky waffle mug.After eating mexican food and while wearing a sombrero,a man lays his taint along his partners nose and stretches his scrotum over the mouth, all the while he rocks back and forth while screaming, " Ay yay ay yay ay".
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Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.
The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.
Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.
The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.
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Get the Wafflecopter mug.The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.
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