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Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea
My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea
by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024
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Vampire Bowling

A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".
My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".
by Moses Incarnate July 19, 2024
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Knowledge Vampire

Someone who is great is extracting information out of others. There are two kinds of KVs -- i) who keeps the knoweldge to themselves and ii) who shares the acquired knowledge.

KVs that keeps the knowledge to themselves are harmful to the society.. They collect knowledge for selfish reasons and use it against the person they acquired the knowledge from. It's important to identify them and seal them in their coffins.

KVs that shares the knowledge with others are good. They are like robinhood but the knowledge. They acquire and release the knowledge for the betterment of the society. It's important to identify them and promote them to free more knowledge to the world
This podcaster is such a knowledge vampire. He knows how to suck the knowledge from the guests.
by chinmaydoteth August 8, 2024
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To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.
by King albert III February 27, 2023
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Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.
She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.
by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023
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Vampired

I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.
by k bunny March 19, 2023
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Vampire Beaver Duck

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.
by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025
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