Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.
Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine
by Imjusthereforthisone September 03, 2020
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"y'all eating grapes under the table?"
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Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024
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under 13

Apparently, you're a stupid little prick with no idea what 1+1 is, so, the very good and totally not infamous COPPA will remove all your human rights, or force people over 13 to fucking make everything kid-friendly (this happened to YouTube).
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.
User: Dude, I'm 12. But I'm matured, don't worry.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.

EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.
by TesTy_DaBlockz October 06, 2023
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under splash

The outcome of forced downward ejection of urine forcing loo water onto the underneath of the toilet seat.
Lesley you just caused under splash in the downstairs toilet.
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Over-Under

The act of getting a blowjob and your butthole fingered at the same time.
I questioned my sexuality, because I thoroughly enjoyed the over-under my girlfriend gave me. I filled her mouth up with my salt malt, and her finger smells like shit.
by SmellyNiggerBalls562 October 18, 2021
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When a person with a big ass is walking along and her backside moves like two boys fighting under a duvet
Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, looks like two boys fighting under a duvet
by Jessica_rabbit78 October 08, 2023
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