by NillaNilla November 05, 2011
by footballa2gjdjdjd November 27, 2009
After you bust your nut in the girls mouth you grab the skin on her throat and pull causing her to gurgle.
by Ninja86 May 01, 2007
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
by IDlOT August 17, 2011
In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 06, 2016
Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
by Jerkmyturkey November 12, 2019