fucked up saber-tooth tiger

The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.

She's left me on read ever since I gave her the fucked up saber-tooth tiger.

by Yeefus2022 February 2, 2021

Republic of Tœshaan

A nation in the Andromeda Alliance with a population of 415.2 Billion.

The Republic of Tœshaan? What?

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

Orange On A Toothpick

A description for a human with an abnormally large noggin. This phrase was used in the Mike Myers film “So I Married an Axe Murderer” by mr McKenzie to describe his son william’s head.

By God look at that kids head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick it is!

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

by SirGrove October 20, 2021

toostoned

a play off of the city of tucson,AZ because we smoke more than any other city believe it or not. im not bragging but its true, its all we have and all we do because this place sux.

KMK: We're here in Toostoned Arifuckingzona

by Sean Dawg September 17, 2003

toothless bob

ant'nys pa..he aint got no teef (slang for teeth)hes dirt poor, works in a garbage dump, collects welfare, shoots his nuts off, beats ant'ny in the laundry room, and watches his programs

Ant'ny its your pa Toothless and i need to see you in the laundry room

by mikeet fuck February 10, 2005

toolhead

Noun. UK & US /'tu l.hed/
An self-centred twat whose head is so far up their anus that they have to eat their own bullshit to survive.

My boss is such a toolhead; every time he walks by, I air-wank him.

by Ben. E. Factor June 15, 2015