Meat Smuggler

Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him

Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills

by Bruce B. October 10, 2008

meat nap

meat nap (n): The nap one takes after ingesting a large amount of meat. Usually preceded by meat sweats.

Dave took an awesome meat nap after that all you can eat BBQ dinner.

by Move Fast September 24, 2013

Meat Cylinder

A dick; human penis.

Bitch be crazy chompin' on my meat cylinder.

by Tip Tank February 10, 2012

good meat

A description of a man who is sexually appealing because of his body size. See thick.

"He got that good meat."

by thewebbiest January 19, 2009

meat castle

A muscular male who is built like a brick shithouse. Someone you get caught mirin.

Synonyms: yoked, jacked, swole, wrecked

Guy 1: "Holy shit look at that guy's arms!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a fuckin' meat castle!"
Meat Castle: "You mirin brahh?"

by Gymrat September 10, 2012

Meat missile

N.
Penis; dick; cock; wang; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 12, 2003

Meat hanger

A girl with long skin hanging down from her pussy.

"Man, I had sex with this girl last night and she had disgusting meat hangers."

by FRESHNESSS August 25, 2009