whoop titty

To be so physically tired that you can’t pick your big tits up to do anything.

I’ve been working so hard I’m whoop titty!

by GloryGirlSubba August 1, 2020

Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.

Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.

by LB Sand July 9, 2015

Titty Teeth

Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.

Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.

Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.

by hammertime03131987 July 19, 2015

Titty tip

Titty tip: The act of flashing your boobs to a waiter/waitress instead of tipping them. More likely to happen in a bar, or club.

Boy 1: Shit, I only have enough money for the drinks!
Girl 1: its okay, I'll just titty tip him....

by aeliz65 May 13, 2013

Titty Trolling

The act of going all around the internet (particularly on sites like Chatroulette and Omegle) on a desperate quest to see some titallage.

Chat roulette convo:
Girl: "you're cute. you're not titty trolling, are you?"
Guy: "well.. I was gonna see if you'd show me your tatas."

by graffika August 5, 2011

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018

titty witter

The forceful molestation of the left areola

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!

by PutterBeanut April 7, 2022