A person who is tired of recieving religion related results when he tries to search the meaning of his name. Christian Gabriel is a sarcastic realist. When it comes to pissing people of Christian Gabriel is the best. Christian Gabriel is lazy and calm as fuck and doesn't give a shit about anything sometimes he can also be retarded and finds stupid things fun and trying them out as a result he always get in sorts of trouble. Christian Gabriel is a type of person who doesn't care about falling in love.
Person: You know Christian Gabriel ?
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
by [ ? ] May 6, 2019
Get the Christian Gabrielmug. cool guy. sadly died in a wild west fight in wichita Kansas in November 2010. went to lunch with his mom also.
by Carter Way November 29, 2010
Get the Christian Wellsmug. 1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018
Get the Christian Haymug. Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011
Get the Christian Walrusmug. A mechanical Christian is someone who claims to be a Christian, goes to church, attend all the meetings and services, but doesn't actually live the life of a believer.
They go to church likely because that's how they've been brought up. They wake up every Sunday morning and get ready for church, not because they're hoping to have an encounter with God, but because that little routine has always been a part of their life.
Dressing up and going to church every Sunday is just one of those weekend activities, that they've gotten accustomed to. Hence, they live a mechanical life.
They give tithes and offerings because it's customary to do so. They say grace before meals because it's customary to do as a Christian. But deep down within them, they have no real relationship with God.
They do these things out of habit, mechanically, and not because they have any real conviction in them.
This practice is called Mechanical Christianity.
"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power therefore." - 2. Tim 3:5
They go to church likely because that's how they've been brought up. They wake up every Sunday morning and get ready for church, not because they're hoping to have an encounter with God, but because that little routine has always been a part of their life.
Dressing up and going to church every Sunday is just one of those weekend activities, that they've gotten accustomed to. Hence, they live a mechanical life.
They give tithes and offerings because it's customary to do so. They say grace before meals because it's customary to do as a Christian. But deep down within them, they have no real relationship with God.
They do these things out of habit, mechanically, and not because they have any real conviction in them.
This practice is called Mechanical Christianity.
"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power therefore." - 2. Tim 3:5
A: Sharon used to be a Mechanical Christian at her early life, but I'm glad she finally had an actual encounter with Jesus.
B: Now she comes to church not because she's expected to attend a church as a Christian, but because she actually wants to hear a message from the lord.
A: Yea, mechanical Christianity can lead someone into a false sense of being saved. Only true relationship with God brings enlightenment.
B: Now she comes to church not because she's expected to attend a church as a Christian, but because she actually wants to hear a message from the lord.
A: Yea, mechanical Christianity can lead someone into a false sense of being saved. Only true relationship with God brings enlightenment.
by Imagine Dragonlings October 22, 2022
Get the Mechanical Christianitymug. Girl: Your such a Christian player!
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck
by Inward Spiral June 19, 2016
Get the Christian Playermug. ur typical white hispanic boy, who always feels the need to be RIGHT about everything! he's got sum nice shoes tho and can hop like a wabbit to pretty high places.
usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy
cannot be tied down, must be free to wander
make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)
** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **
usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy
cannot be tied down, must be free to wander
make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)
** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **
by shembulock123 November 2, 2017
Get the christian diazmug.