money on the phone

When somebody brags about their success and wealth on social media.

The phrase was first coined by Filthy Frank in the song "Hood Rich" in the line "money on the phone, but I'm broke", showing that while he talks big game online, in reality he has no money.

Travis: Ayo you see Chad braggin about how much he pulls in on Twitter?
Brad: Yeah. Kid has money on the phone, but he's broke.

by mrpravo June 18, 2018

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016

WHERES THE MONEY

Something someone asks someone when they are paying, usually followed by a ok hand to add to the dank memes of pepe 2k18

WHERES THE MONEY, its somewhere lebowski!

by Lawtron The Boi July 12, 2018

woody money

woody money is when you are in the top 1% of the richest people in the world and dont worry about the cost when buying

that blokes got woody money

by brynsta May 27, 2018

Omg Money

A fashion term for 7r Luxury Brand.

Omg Money that was her name.

by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021

Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

money-tounge

beaver-tail
a club like device ussually constructed of a sock or small satchel containg coins or other small dense objects; used to inflict pain and cause intimidation.

"after a few licks from the pimps money tounge , the street whore glady payed him."

by Light Breeze February 17, 2003