Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.
I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
by Dick Onchin February 22, 2023
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Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.
Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”
by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023
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texas kayak

A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.

Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
After losing the round of disc golf, Kevin gave his friends a Texas Kayak.
by pickled_pepper21 March 18, 2018
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Chireno, Texas

A small ass town where rich white people live and everybody knows your business. School’s all about basketball and if you don’t play basketball your considered an outcast. Chireno is nothing but a bunch of hillbillies and rednecks who are always hunting and teenagers are always throwing bonfire parties.
I am from Chireno, Texas.
by Twinky123 December 27, 2019
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Texas Klondike

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.
by BigD81 September 21, 2023
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Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.
“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”
by NickyTheP June 07, 2018
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Texas Fireflies

A Texas Firefly is a mosquito or that gets so hot that it spontaneously bursts into flames.
The Texas Fireflies will be out tonight.
by Miles Bighorse January 03, 2019
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