Kia take

A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.

Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.

by Cman_muncher69xx June 17, 2023

Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011

Take an Amber

It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.

I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.

by Joedaddy755 May 16, 2022

Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Taking the L

Putting an L on your head using your hand and dancing from side to side, popularized by an emote in the game Fortnite. It's a good way to show that you have no friends.

Person 1: *does the L*
Person 2: Why are you Taking the L? *walks away* *one friend lost*

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

take a facie

When taking a selfie and making a face. For example a mad face, happy face or a silly face.

I hate when I take a facie and I don't think it captures my real mad face

by NutMeg634 May 14, 2015

Take a tomozepam

Put something off until tomorrow

I can't be bothered to do that today, I'm going to take a tomozepam

by c10v3r March 29, 2021