bag table

The auxiliary table in the cafeteria where you put your excess stuff during lunch. The table is also used by those in your group who get food after the primary table has become full.

"Aww man, if I didn't wait in the crazy-long line at Popeye's, I wouldn't get stuck at the bag table with Jeff."
"Ha Ha loser. You should've gotten Manchu Wok like the rest of us."

by Gus :D October 29, 2008

Rusty Table

You are doing anal with a girl and you pull out and tit fuck her thus creating a "Rusty Table."

"You won't believe this man but last night my girlfriend let me give her a "Rusty Table!"

by T-PORTS September 12, 2012

pool table chunks

When someone who is filthy fucking drunk is at the bar and has had too much to drink and now needs to barf but doesn't think he can make it to the bathroom so he just decides to blow chunks into one of the pockets on the pool table.

We should have never let that drunken motherfucker into our bar. He broke one of our stools with his fat fucking ass and made pool table chunks after taking a six pack from our fridge and sitting down and drinking the whole fucking thing himself.

by cantbetheking August 30, 2013

data table

stupid science shit

what the fuck is a data table?

idk, you figure it out
ok

by lemonnerd69 September 18, 2017

set the table

to have sex, yu may also use poner la mesa (spanish translation)

Josette, have yu ever set the table?
Nooe, i havent

Do yu set the table with or with out the table cloths?
Of course i use protection lol.

by Bosco =] February 23, 2009

Old Glass Table

What you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a glass table and take a photo from below.

If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.

A: "This guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his Internet isn’t working."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."

by OldGlassTable November 10, 2009

Farm to table (FTT)

Tossing ones salad.

She keeps it fresh with minty butt wipes because she loves when guys go farm to table (FTT).

by RileyCan April 19, 2018