Shitty Titties

An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.

*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"

by licky licky banana splitty September 12, 2018

road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

Titty Jiggler

A song or piece of music, that or may not have been created with the specific intention to inspire women to the dance floor, evoking gyrations and sways which in turn cause a woman's strategically exposed cleavage to jiggle.

Cute girl: "Oh...my...gawd, this is my jam! It's a total titty jiggler! Let's hit the dance floor!!!"

Fat friend: "Um...you go ahead, my feet hurt..."

by Deus Sex Machina April 19, 2018

titty queef

A fat hoe with huge tits that when bouncy on the dick queefs multiple times and blames it on her huge tits smacking.

During sex with her boo she had a titty queef

by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016

titty-toner

a mechanism that tones the woman's boob-a-loup-a-cusbreast.

girl 1: Damn girl, you titties look nice! How'd you get them that way?

girls 2: I thought it was obvious. I used a titty-toner!

by iMilk=♥ February 10, 2009

Titty Clown

1. a boy who calls girls Thunder Cunt

2. boys who loves Thunder Cunt

John you love Cindy, but then again you are a titty clown.

Yo!! stop being such a titty clown.

by westbubble October 30, 2011

Priest of titties

Common nickname for the Magic the Gathering card “Priest of Titania”.

It’s not an elf deck without priest of titties.

by BaronTvirus March 11, 2021