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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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system safadown

An furry mendigo that likes noice food
system safadown food
by Bostar July 22, 2017
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THE SYSTEM

Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.
The System: Repeat after me ”The System will set me free”
You: The System will set me free
by The Hattman November 4, 2020
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Plagiarized information synthesis system

The correct name for what is sometimes called AI
You "Did you see that google released a new Plagiarized information synthesis system ?"

"Wow. Does this PISS remove copyright from its training data even quicker than the previous PISS?"
by moose_mousse March 4, 2025
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System Design

I'm so excited to go to System Design!
by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021
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System

Systemic racism is when a group of white people come together and do racist things.
Everything was going good, but then I got jammed up by a System and it ruined my life.
by A3s0p4r3al July 31, 2021
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catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017
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