Pee Anxiety

When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.

Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?

Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.

Bro #1: I feel you man.

by So Chill December 22, 2015

No Pee February

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.

«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»

by ldoe November 2, 2020

pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013

Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.

Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second

by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

Pee Fruit

Many people in the world call Lemons Pee Fruit. It is also used to bully poor lemons such as lemon't. It is called the pee fruit due to its Yellow shape and the lemon juice looks like pee

Is that a pee fruit? PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT

by Taffy Fps June 2, 2020

Pee Gravity

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012