angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

by jeffy69 August 6, 2008

angry fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters angrily when using instant messenger or chatting, and usually involves hitting of CAPS lock for extra effect. Antonym of happy fingers.

a_special_knome: OMFG i just fond oot our tix wre faxe!!
an_idiotic_haxor: WTF?? R U KIDNG ME!! LAHFDAHVASF AKJ HFKJASH DFKJHS DG CSZKJHGKJA!!
a_special_knome: ANGRY FINGERS!!! AKLHSGZSKFJ SAKJDF AKJHEFKJAHSD !!!!
*could not add more capital letters, because there were too many in the original for Urban Dictionary to handle.

by MandyM*** June 17, 2006

angry tits

tits that just so happen to have diagonal titbrows making the tits look like they gonna eat yo mutha

DAmn dat bitch got some angry tits

Fuck, my black ass got da angry ass tits nigga

by richie from no problem February 11, 2005

Angry Monkey

When you are having sex and about to cum. Jiz in your hand and throw it at her like a angry monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

Right when I nutted I pulled an angry monkey and threw it at her.

by rook360 July 30, 2009

angry omelette

This is a ritual that starts in the morning. You start by jerking off and right before climaxing, you penetrate your lover in there anus while they are laying on their belly. After climaxing in their anus, you vigorously scramble the contents around for equal distribution. After thoroughly blending the contents, you flip the other person and smear everything on their belly with your penis.

Man, I just had a angry omelette this morning.

by Sirwil45 June 8, 2016

Angry Grizzley

The act to have buttsex, to help them relieve themselves of constipation. (Bear eat plenty of nuts and plants too back themselves up so they don't poop during hibernation)

Honey! I'm constipated. will you do the angry grizzley?

by Uncle nastywill October 24, 2010

angry turtle

When you stick heavy shit in a freshman's backpack so he's late to class.

Teacher: Where the hell is Bob?
Alice: The cool seniors gave him the angry turtle again.

by ShutterShadeGroove January 14, 2017