texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014

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Dublin, Texas

Dublin, Texas is a small good for nothing town in Texas. You are either a dairy farmer, teacher or banker and everyone in your family will also become one of the three mentioned. In between the last High School football game of the season and the first High School football game of the next season all people do is sit in their rooms and stair out the window to see if anyone happens to be outside tossing a football so they will have something to do. IF anyone happens to be tossing a football around it will be covered by the local paper and everyone will be in the coffee shops talking about for weeks.

Did you hear about the kids tossing the football around in Dublin, Texas?

by Shamrock the Lion June 11, 2018

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texas kayak

A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.

Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.

After losing the round of disc golf, Kevin gave his friends a Texas Kayak.

by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018

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Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.

Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.

by chaimy4life November 6, 2012

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