Waco Taco Sex

The absolute best kind of sex, anyone who joins OJ Klan must acknowledge Waco Taco Sex. This was made by our lord and savior, Fernandez. Fernandez thought of this kind of sex in his dreams and realized he is god himself and needs to spread the message of Waco Taco sex to his disciples and the general public. Fernandez died for our sins and it's only right that we acknowledge Waco Taco sex so we can have forgiveness.

I acknowledge Waco Taco Sex
HEY GUYS ITS FERNANDEZ CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE COME DOWN TO MEXICO AND HAVE GAY WACO TACO SEX??!?! PLEASE VOMIT OUT TACOS SO I CAN STICK MY DICK IN THEM!!!

by Lord Fernandez October 23, 2019

Screw This Taco Stand

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.

"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

by paradmshft April 24, 2009

Spicy Taco

before engaging in some very "hot" and erotic foreplay with dildos and/or vibrators, you dip or spray the toys down with some pepper spray or some bear mace, and I mean give em a real good coat. Then you take the false wangs and you proceed to go directly to town on your partner's beav and/or bung. If you so choose, you may enjoy the spicyness as well using your mouth or genitals, or both.

Say, love muffins? How's about I duck into that hunting supply store real quick, and pick up some bear mace. Then, we can meet behind that dumpster, and I'll hook you up with a spicy taco while we wait for grandma to get out of surgery?

by D.P. Wong March 17, 2009

butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.

I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.

by David June 19, 2006

upside down taco with the meat hanging out

When a girls cooter lips are too short and her pink junk is showing.

Merry came out of the shower the other night showing her upside down taco with the meat hanging out. Scary!

by Shardcard February 17, 2007

taco truck

A great place to grab some grub with friends.

Hey Drew, want to meet me at the taco truck for dinner?

by Silurian November 14, 2006

Taco kisses

The female equivalent of tea baggin. When a female dunks her vagina region on anothers (man or woman) mouth from a vertifal position. While males may perform tea baggin (When one slides there nuts in and out of anothers (man or woman) mouth from a vertical position. )

Sue: "While Lee tea bagged me I got him back by giving him taco kisses."

by Aithne111 June 12, 2009