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taclete

Taclete. The title given to a person who’s fitness goals focus on exercises that will assist in the tactical environment. e.g Military/ Police. Tactical Athlete.
Hey, I heard Chris has been working out to pass his SFO Selection. He’s a Show pony though. Not a Taclete like Fuzz.
by TacFuzz March 19, 2019
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Tactisexual

'Tac-ti-sexual' Men who dress to appear to be involved with a tactical/operator element of the Armed Forces. The driving factor toward this lifestyle is based on insecurity and a desire to be cool like a real alpha male. These individuals may or may not have any actual military experience. Their outward appearance will be characterized by; but not limited to the following attributes:These men commonly grow beards similar to in form to those commonly seen in any of the SF/Rangers/Seals/Recon/Raiders/JTAC/PJs elements. Can be found arguing about tactics on internet forums after gaining their experiences via youtube tactical channels and call-of-duty. If they have military experience they are likely to have been considered pog pogue's during their time in service. Give bad advice in gun stores, Cabellas, or Bass Pro. Wear a lot of 5.11 gear. Usually wear a camo/subdued hat with an American flag/Elite Special Forces unit they did not service with velcro patch on the front. Often wear flannel shirts, however do not confuse with those that identify as lumbersexual. Likely to be active in prepper communities, airsoft, and milsimgearqueerkhakisexual. Often have the most expensive 'Gucci' gear; yet never spend time training with it. Often found working as contractors, especially DOD contractors. Tactisexuals are supporters of veteran t-shirt companies such as: Grunt style, 9-line, molon labe. Will likely drink BRCC coffee black rifle coffee company.
Why are you such a tactisexual?

That dude's a tactisexual
XYZ, yeah he's a tactisexual.
by SULLY.ERT1&3 June 26, 2019
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tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea
tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.
by patcat November 5, 2019
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Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.
Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine
by Jur1234 September 16, 2020
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Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.
Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.
by Silas07 January 7, 2021
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tacuber

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by A tacuber fan January 26, 2021
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Tacatooie

When you're out in public but you really need to shit and there is no toilets around. So you chuck a tactical pooie.
"Chewie was at the beach and really needed to go, so he did a tacatooie in the water"

"Alessandro was walking in a dog park and had to go. So he chucked a tacatooie on the grass and blamed it on the dog"
by Chewiebaccie August 14, 2021
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