swiss hammer

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.

"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"

by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Swiss Cheese Raincoat

When a Woman pole holes in the rubber

I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat

by Starlet Johnson March 14, 2023

skids

An alternative term for goodbye to use on an unwanted person such as "HIT THE ROAD." But you want them to leave in such a hurry, they leave skid marks.

Unwanted Person: Can I have a moment to talk to you about your car warranty?
You: SKIDS! :: hangs up phone ::

by Aquabuzzard March 27, 2023

Skidskiskandi

Would You look at that Skidskiskandi mate!

Appreciate your local Skidskiskandi with much love & gratitude

by Krispyway March 29, 2023

Swiss dog

To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard

Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.

Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!

by Member.dic April 12, 2023

Swiss

A slang term used by people in the range of 40 to 55 years old that means dope, fly, or cool AF. Originated because Jack Nickleson was known to terminate dates in the 1960's early 2000's by making their date a sandwich that included swiss cheese as a sign to holey leave the building.

Christopher was traveling with Sasha to see a Nirvana concert and they felt the entire experience was totally swiss!

by DJ Criminal9 April 20, 2023