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Swag Points

A ranking system of how much "Swag" a person is possessing.
"Damn Boy!! Fidy Swag Points"
by Swaggerman69 August 12, 2012
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Diabetes Swag

The swagger that comes from having the genetic condition of diabetes. Comes with epic finger-pricking abilities and fanny pack swag.
*Boy walks by with fanny pack*
Girl: DAMN! Look at the diabetes swag on that mofo!
by needlelife September 11, 2013
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Novak Swag

Novak Swag is the highest amount of swag possible. The Swag is named after Novak Djokovic who is the best tennis player in the world currently with a slamming hot girlfriend who he gets to rail after every win. last year he went 70-6, a year that will be in the record books. When Someone is Unbeatable and at the peak, can't possibly be better in any way. He has achieved Novak Swag.
when someone has won the lottery, knee deep in girls, and the best at everything he does, He has now achieved Novak Swag
by Sundquist17 March 2, 2012
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Lady Swag

1.) Female swagger.
2.) A Woman's ability to walk into a room and command attention.
3.) A Woman's ability to make any other woman's hotness rating drop at least 3 points by simply showing up
Is that Elizabeth??

Why yes it is good sir, she's looking FIT!

Indubitably. She's got mad Lady Swag.
by TateGrizzle December 23, 2011
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Newborn Swag

The atmosphere some are born with that emits a radiant vibe of respect and coolness; usually marks the destiny of a great leader and/or an individual who is an all-around winner in life
1st Shepherd: "Hey Thaddeus, did you hear about the kid Mary and Joseph just had?"

2nd Shepherd: "Yeah, he has a certain newborn swag about him; he's going places."
by ProfOak63 March 2, 2010
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Vaj swag

When one has swagger regarding vaginas. It suggests an ability to work wonders with women; not simply sexually, but also in terms of chatting them up.
Yes, we can conclude that he has more than healthy levels of vaj swag.
by Cunnilinguist McGee June 18, 2010
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Swag sipper

Someone who tags along with a swagtastic individual in order to gain some swag for them self.
Look at Jocelyn! She is such a swag sipper! She's just hanging out with Amy to pickup some swag. They totally have nothing in common and her tits are like so fake! OMG!
by Ruffin51 May 6, 2010
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