Serbian Salesman

Someone who bamboozles you into buying rubbish.

If you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of "great quality," and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of shit, then you have been swindled by a Serbian salesman.

"Milos, you asshole Serbian Salesman, you told me this backpack would last me a lifetime and the next day my books fell through the bottom. Take a shower you asshole and NO, I will not have sex with your stinky wife in compensation."

by LaWhyno July 20, 2009

Salem

A retarded fucking cat

Salem you fucking retard

by Nick Valentin June 27, 2019

Duce Staley

A small dump; a small #2

My stomach was really bothering me, but it turned out only Duce Staley visited.

by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003

Salesman

(Plural: salesmen) When pertaining to City of Heroes (aka City of Heroin), a salesman is a member of the "Family" mob that, when found in groups of more than three, will not attack under any circumstances under certain conditions (usually by stunning him, though it varies). The term salesman comes from the fact that he stands in one spot doing a lecture emote and he looks like a street salesman.

Hey, let's go to Steel Canyon and hunt some salesmen.

by Da Rabid Duckie May 8, 2004

Going Stalefish

When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.

Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it?!"

Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"

by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009

Sales Central

A fantastic program that is used to create sales from a web based platform to a data based one.

Matthew loves to use Sales central because it makes his job easier when loading sales. Some people when they think of Sales Central think of Matthew straight away.

by smokiebbear August 8, 2009

Sale fail

When a shop adds an item to the sale and hardly any money is saved or incorporates items into a deal with little or any money saved.

Bob: 'Hey Bill crates of Stella are on 2 for £20!'

Bill: 'How much are they usually?'

Bob: 'ummm...£9.99'

Bill: 'Oh i guess that's a sale fail then'

by nufc1105 January 24, 2010