the spongebob affect

when your kid watches spongebob nonstop and think spongebob lives in your house stalking your family and trying to haunt you in your house

i need a gun, the spongebob affect going to be the end of me.

by password_please_mom October 17, 2017

Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

Sponer

the feeling of being lazy, lethargic, and sleepy.

Matt had the biggest sponer ever so therefor he took a 4 hour nap.

Reece could barely move his arms and legs he was so tired, it could be said he had a big sponer.

by rts_27 February 8, 2010

Spongebob

When Your Dick soaks up all the pussy-ejaculation like a sponge

I did a spongebob on my bitch last night

by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014

Spongeboob

A yellow Spongeboob that could go in the water but doesn't get wet ;)

I went in water but didn't get wet I guess that why they call me yellow spongeboob

by MlgMinecrafter June 6, 2018

SpongeBob

Anyone or anything that is of extreme homosexuality; alternate slang for 'gay'

He has some SpongeBob pick up lines.

by Trent mofo Davis May 14, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants: A yellow sponge that lives in a pinapple, submerged underwater with a pet snail, and has friends named Patrick the Pink Starfish, Sandy Cheeks the Texan Squirrel, and has a neighbor named Squidward, that is a squid. Spongebob is a cook at a fast food retseraunt called the Krusty Krab, and has a super thrift boss naed Mr. Krabs. Squidward works as the cashier at the Krust Krab. Spongebob was born by a bunch of pot heads that were huffing lemon floor cleaner and smoking grass and paper, all at the same time, and submitted their idea to Nickolodeon.

Spongebob Squarepants is the #1 kids show currently.

by Trkflolx4 May 14, 2010