Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

Salty Ham

Ham that was prepared by a woman who would salt fish from the dead sea.

Your fag son isn't bringing any salty ham into this house!

by Dylar February 13, 2009

Solydapher

An act of randomness and dizzyness at the same time.

girl: (calling a friend on house phone) "hello"
friend: "hello"
girl: "hey where are you???"
friend: "at home.....you just called my house phone??"
girl: wow, i just pulled a solydapher!
friend: good job, heifer!

by Prumie_Pete January 28, 2010

Salty McSalterson

One who has seen many major bouts of fire or many years of firefighting.

That firefighter Ryan is a Salty McSalterson.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt July 25, 2010

salty fuck

Someone who is being a pissy asshole and is always being a botch.

Aaron was being a salty fuck when he didn't get the right Exotic in Destiny

by Soaptav34 November 19, 2015

salty susan

Someone who constantly or easily gets angry or offended when things don't go their way. Somewhat the same as a Negative Nancy....or butt hurt Becky.

Chick 1- "Man she sure is being such a salty Susan!

Chick 2-" Yea she is, She could turn a freshwater lake into the Dead Sea!"

Chick 1-"Yea, she totally could!"

by CammiS09 January 15, 2016

salty savage

An angry savage

Happy birthday ya salty savage

by Salty savage May 2, 2016