Soggy pinecone

Just like shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass, but you a relative and in Northern Michigan.
I gave my sister a soggy pinecone last night and she loved it.
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soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.
We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.
by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016
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Soggy McDickChicken

When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it
The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds
by Soggy McDickChicken December 17, 2021
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Soggy Burrito

When a female does not wipe herself after going to the bathroom
Jessica is gross. She just walked out of the bathroom with a soggy burrito.
by Cuban59 March 07, 2024
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Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.
Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.
by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018
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Soggy paper

Soggy paper max lol
by YerDaCannyCount April 10, 2021
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Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.
by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020
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