smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016

smooth polak

#1. A man of like silk. Slim - fit. Approachable. Easy going. Non-dwelling. Good looking.

#2. And quick on his come backs. Easy picking up girls, a real lover boy.
#3. Real quick reactions. Vary skilled, driving, cleaning, working, ext...
Smooth like a real bro.

Smooth polak, you saved my my tail when you grabbed my hand, and you know I would have fell.

by aroad March 8, 2016

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

Shoosh

Shit on your shoe

You stepped in dog doody. You have shoosh.

by Baybee Chenjesu August 17, 2016

shooshbugger

An expression that is said when you are stressed out or something fucking awful just happened

" Oh shooshbugger! I can't find my lizard!"

"Did you do the homework assignment for science? SHOOSHBUGGER!"

by Scruds July 24, 2016

smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.

Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!

by Chrisper June 20, 2016

Smoocholini

Something you call the Italian girl in your life. A cross between Mussolini and the word smooch.

NOTE: do not use this unless she has an amazing sense of humour and it wouldn't hurt if she was in love with you.

Friend: hey, bro. How did Ellie like your valentines gift?

You: oh man! She turned all Smoocholini on me again, it was a great night!

by LoveBooger June 6, 2016