Shrek

oh boy

shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say

he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof

guy 1:oh man who is that?
guy 2: holy moly thats shrek!!

by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019

Shecked

Being incomprehensibly tired, to the point of fainting due to exhaustion.

“Yo, Skrit is fucking SHECKED!”
“No shit, she was bouncing off the walls all night.”

by Hugz4Bacon September 3, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

Shrek

Are lord and savior, can also be used in place as shit.

Jim: Hey look at that fat cat!
Jack: Oh shrek that's a fat cat!
Jim: *dies*
Jack: *eats his body*

by HerpDerpPig June 25, 2019

Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.

John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.

by getNutellad July 4, 2019

Shreked

Getting your ass so painfully penetrated that you begin to find the feeling erotic and somewhat satisfying

Person 1: I got shreked last night
Person 2: woah bro! Did you like it?
Person 1: fuck yeah

by LemonsEdits July 5, 2019

Shrek

Something that should not be in minecraft

Bro,Diamonds!Bro,Oh my gosh,i u could make a pickaxe to get obsidian-oh shit shrek!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019