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The Shaka

Derivative of The Shocker in which the previously excluded ring finger is used purposefully and joyously by at least one of the sexual partners.
The thumb is to be pressed tightly to the outside of the index finger whilst inserted into the honey pot. Simultaneously, the middle, ring and pinkey finger are to be inserted into the dark knot (the good Lord willing).
First seen displayed publicly at the University of Illinois/Urbana Champaign as a show of support in the pursuit of Shaka Smart as new men's basketball coach.

I'll see your stinker Witchita, an raise you two!

Bet your sweet little asses it Smarts ladies*!!!

*May not hold true to women hailing from Michigan...
Mixed it up a li'l last night an threw the shaka at the girlfriend!

Sweet! Good times?

HELL YEAH! Li'l nervous this morning though... I can't find my wedding ring!

Shaka Zulu! That's why I went with the tattoo!
by Randle P. August 2, 2012
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Hair-lem Shake

When a girl's hair gets in a guy's face and/or mouth while he is grinding her from behind. This usually occurs at High School dances or at the club.
I was grinding up on her but it soon turned into the Hair-lem Shake when her curls were half way down my throat.
by Jay Danger March 1, 2008
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bro-tein shake

a protein shake with ruffees and viagra in it.
"Want to chill, and maybe get some bro-tein shakes?"
-Chad Bro-Chill
by Cam Bro-Chill October 28, 2008
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shinji shake

when a girl gets AIDS from being fingerblasted by a male who has just fingerblasted another girl who has AIDS. Via the hand of the fingerblasting male, the fluids of the girl with AIDS comes in contat with the fluids of the girl without the virus. (which results in the the latter party contracting tha aids virus)
-dude did you give her the shinji shake?
-yeah, dont tell her tho
-holy shit she's fucked
by steven bobeven May 6, 2004
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Shake one out

When one shits in their pants and then shakes the poop out of the bottom of their pant leg.
I was on stage and I had to shake one out and it wound up hitting someone in the front row.
by Rob Stern October 9, 2007
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Shake

A combination of the words "fake" and "shit". Someone who is shake is "fake as shit".
"Lauren is so shake. She didn't even invite us to Moe's.
by JRMac October 3, 2013
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Impala Shakala

1). A White 2004 Chevy Impala LS body with holes in the headrest.
2). Also a Metallic Grey 2005 Chevy Impala LS body with a heavy bass stereo set.
Would you like to ride in my Impala Shakala today?
Your Impala Shakala is pimping tight!
by Y0UnG_J33Zy September 27, 2008
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