screenshitting

this started as a misspelling but now refers to the act of taking a bad screenshot, for example if the volume bar is visible or a notification pops up as you are taking it.

'I could not stop screenshitting yesterday. It kept getting interrupted by my mom texting me about my asshole recovery lotion.'

by etherialpansexual June 22, 2022

screen shark

Looking at another player's area of the TV during a local split-screen game and using it to your advantage. This tactic is most commonly used while playing deathmatch/arena shooters.

Knowing exactly where your opponent is, based on their surroundings, gives the sharking player an overwhelming advantage.

"I move too much dude. You made a beeline straight to my location, quit screen sharking me!"

by ghjhg4 August 7, 2022

Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.

Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."

by Kap'in M September 17, 2022

Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.

Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."

by Kap'in M September 17, 2022

screenstaring

That thing you do at work on Friday afternoon when you feel guilty of not doing enough at work but you are exhausted mentally

Colleague 1: Hey are you still working ? I had a question
Colleague 2: Nah I am just screenstaring. Whats up ?

by vegabondx September 30, 2022

screenshart

When you take a screenshot but accidentally take an unintended, nonsensical screenshot of nothing. Most frequently caused by the screen changing or letting go of a key too early.

Them - Take a screenshot and send it to me.
You - Oh shit, I screensharted.

Them - What is that?
You - A screenshart.

by Kiwi GlitterGourd November 2, 2022

Screen-starer

peeps who are completely absorbed in what they're watchin'

hey mate, do you want a coke? I'm gonna to the bar....Yo! Listen to me, don't be a screen-starer!

by Ferrars November 4, 2022