shed scrolling

scrolling through shedtwt (self harm + eating disorder twitter)

“I’ve been shed scrolling to distract myself”

by asterr_0 March 2, 2024

bottom scrawling

when you scrape out someone’s anus with a spoon and eat whatever the spoon catches

Ken: Man I could really go for some fudge right now.
Bob: Just try bottom scrawling

by ilovetogoshrimping April 12, 2024

Goon Scrolling

When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.

I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.

by diminutives May 5, 2024

nut-scarfing

Someone with really saggy nuts draping or pressing their nuts over the back of someone's neck.

"Eric was nut-scarfing the back of Mike's neck yesterday!"

by ZERODOTEXE May 24, 2024

nut-scarfing

The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.

He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.

by ZERODOTEXE June 12, 2024

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

stroll scrolling

The act of staring at your phone while you are walking

The man fell into a manhole as he was distracted stroll scrolling

by heykody November 3, 2024