Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.

Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.

by Webbsters July 20, 2008

Stairnesia

Ascending or descending the stairs with full intention of accomplishing something, and completely forgetting why you had gone up or down after returning to your initial floor.

I rush upstairs and stare in the bathroom mirror for like 2 mins and only after slowly going back down did i mean to brush my teeth- total stairnesia!

by Oilspillaffair January 26, 2009

starscal

used synonymously with "good person".

That girl is a shining starscal.

by simonthewarrior March 2, 2009

stair-gating

when someone tailgates you as you walk up a flight of stairs, especially when alone in stairwell

yo, can you stop stair-gating me? there's plenty of staircase for you.

by hater3 May 17, 2009

starshana

a shana who earned it!

She used to be shana but then she earned a golden star..now she's Starshana

by tickles & snickers September 2, 2009

Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.

The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.

by MetraRider March 4, 2011

Staircase food

A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.

Ocassionally smoking at a staircase led me to an argument with a bitch having staircase food.

by doodling June 23, 2011