Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
by boggler January 05, 2016
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Inadvertent Wet Spot

The wet spot on the front of pants that is actually from splashed water when washing hands, yet that appears mysteriously like a urine spot.
by Time Arrow April 08, 2009
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God's Blind Spot

Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.
Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.
by The Holmes August 17, 2005
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g-spot tornado

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.
You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!
by Jim December 05, 2004
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Sac-out Spot

A secret location known only to the Player's Club and the Gay Lord's of Risk. A place to relax and let yo balls hang free.
Yo nigga, let's hit up the Sac-out Spot and let our balls hang free
by www.purevolume.com/skator September 03, 2005
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asian blind spot

Dude1: How the fuck did you drive into a house.

Dude2: I don't know, it was right in my asian blind spot
by the original shigy January 20, 2007
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cripple spot

Any well placed parking stall, near the entrance to a store normally reserved for cripples, who have no business leaving the puzzle factory in the first place.
- Hey, there's a nice spot
- No, I can't park there, it's a cripple spot.
by Maecello Battaglia August 31, 2008
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