Alice: Last night, after screwing Bob, I had sloppy seconds with Tom.
Mary: I had sloppy seconds with John less than an hour after we finished going at it.
Mary: I had sloppy seconds with John less than an hour after we finished going at it.
by Origal May 9, 2009
Get the Sloppy Secondsmug. Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.
by kazza41 June 17, 2014
Get the sloppy porridgemug. by Dqswizzle May 15, 2018
Get the sloppy doppymug. The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.
Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
by Smiffo November 7, 2018
Get the Sloppy Guiseppemug. Noun: A murderer who has left so many clues as to the perpetrator that they are easily caught.
Verb: The process of murdering someone in such a manner that you don't cover your tracks.
Verb: The process of murdering someone in such a manner that you don't cover your tracks.
"That guy was so easy to convict, that was some sloppy juice"
Origins = OJ Simpson was known as 'The Juice'
Origins = OJ Simpson was known as 'The Juice'
by Kspraydad November 11, 2008
Get the sloppy juicemug. Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.
by JHLmao September 20, 2016
Get the Sloppy joemug. by bob March 15, 2003
Get the sloppy lilipadmug.