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Sloppy Seconds

The act of having sex twice in a short time span, often with a different partner.
Alice: Last night, after screwing Bob, I had sloppy seconds with Tom.

Mary: I had sloppy seconds with John less than an hour after we finished going at it.
by Origal May 9, 2009
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sloppy porridge

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.
Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz
by kazza41 June 17, 2014
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sloppy sylvester

This happens when you're fucking a girl's ass with your fist, pull out and donkey punch her right in the face with the same hand you were fistfucking her ass with. The brown poopy streak you leave behind is the sloppy sylvester.
My wife pissed me off a couple weeks ago so I decided to give her the 'ol sloppy sylvester.
by good stufff February 24, 2009
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Sloppy Ganesh

A traditional indian marriage ritual activity that involves shitting in the middle of a busy street(busier the better) and sensually massaging the subsequent mix of shit and asphalt all over the sexual partner's body, with great emphasis on the orifices. Once the thin, even coat of mud, shit, asphalt, and skin particles are virtually indistinguishable to each other, the ritual is complete and the two may be pronounced husband and lesser husband(wife).
"Bro, you haven't been to New Delhi? Bad bitches over there give the dirtiest Sloppy Ganeshes. Some dude died from one once from typhoid fever."
by Penguinologist April 16, 2019
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Sloppy Toppy

When one loves to give head so sloppy that the spit runs down their ass crack. Swallowing is recommended for protein after the hard work.
by Anonymously929490 July 10, 2022
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sloppy juice

Noun: A murderer who has left so many clues as to the perpetrator that they are easily caught.

Verb: The process of murdering someone in such a manner that you don't cover your tracks.
"That guy was so easy to convict, that was some sloppy juice"

Origins = OJ Simpson was known as 'The Juice'
by Kspraydad November 11, 2008
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Sloppy Falafel

To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy
Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night
by Tom Willis1987 June 13, 2011
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