Shitten

A shit the size of a kitten.

"Dude, why is your asshole bleeding?"
"Oh, I had a shitten this morning."
"Right."

by Sir Bobbio Vicenzeria October 7, 2008

shittykawa

some whiny ass bitch from a gay volleyball anime, he's shaped like a door since he has no cake at all. his boyfriend will kick his ass if he catches a cold. this man has so many simps- his simps/Stans/kins are simping over his ear i-

he also watches james charles and is a vsco girl, probably likes jojo siwa too

Who's the door in Haikyuu?

Shittykawa

by emotionallyunstableoikawasimp December 5, 2020

shittylog

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

by Mic August 5, 2004

Shittlebits

An interjection usually used when one is totally wicked pissed.

"Rowwwwwwwwwwww can you get out of the booth? I'm neurotic. I have to sit in the booth."

"...Are you fucking kidding me, Duncan? You've never sat in a goddamn chair before? Shittlebits! You cannot be fucking serious!"

by Demon shitter August 27, 2005

shitty spits

When you leave remains of discharge(shit)on your underwear.

Everyone notice that I had shitty spits on my ass in the school locker room.

by John-Michael Fernandez July 27, 2006

Shittigator

A person who instigates an argument between other individuals, chat rooms, sites, etc. A person who brings up old 'news' to get people in trouble.

Marco is such a shittigator, he got me and Tom banned from chat because of some rumour from months ago.

by $5 October 13, 2006

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008