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zyair big shoe size

zyair has a reallly big feet he hets hard from looking at shoes
by big shoe size March 15, 2022
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Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!
by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022
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Mr X Cock Size

Damn Mr X Has A Big Ass 19 Inch Cock
by Mr X X X March 3, 2023
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Sourant's Seizure

A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.
We lost Nick today, he had a Sourant's Seizure. It was a mess.
by anonymous October 14, 2023
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Uncle Jamie size

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.
I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.
by ArseWipper October 21, 2023
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Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.
by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024
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Charlemagne's dick size

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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