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Stoner

Little whiny bitches who smoke weed all day and waste the time of other people with actual lives. They aren't very intelligent and they are the worst type of class clowns. They stink like nobody's business and in 20 years, will be living with their mother while the rest of the world will be enjoying the fruits of their labor: A nice house and car and plenty of money to spend on a comfortable life. :) They bitch about people looking down on weed because they are jealous. They wish their lives weren't such wastes.
Hey. Look at that kid. He's a stoner. We all know where he's going to be in 20 years. He's going to be the best burger flipper ever!!!!
by derpxx October 13, 2010
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stoner

One who throws stones.Especially at kids who are ugly.
Guy1:Stupid people don't know the original definition of stoner
Guy2:Whats a stoner??
Guy1:*Throws stone at ugly dude*
Guy1:That
by A true stoner March 4, 2007
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Scones

A group on Skype that includes people who are made of awesome. They discuss Harry Potter and videos on YouTube. They all love each other and want to be each other when they grow up. And... they're all famous.
While all of the other teenagers in town partied, I logged into skype and went on Scones.
by J.K. Rowling May 4, 2008
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Stoner Fuck

Someone who gets stoned every day, without fail.

Also someone who is not affected by the weed, in any way at all.......mmmm - weeed.
"You smoke too much, stoner fuck."

"You're a stoner fuck. Weed does'nt affect you - does it?"
by Raghi May 4, 2006
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stoner

A person who uses drugs all the time, not just Marijuana. Usually called a skid, they are always broke, and have no ambitions in life.
by Milhouse April 9, 2005
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stoner

A person who uses the herb cannabis sativa as an intoxicant
The stoner gathered his favorite bong, some bud and his mp3 player and proceeded to toke away the painful realities of his dismal life.
by Cyberbach September 18, 2003
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Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry
oh dude you got sconed!
by Matthevv May 30, 2005
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