Incident Response Unit

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.

The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.

by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018

Dip-ression

The sudden and overwhelming conviction that there is no caramel core to life and you will probably spend the rest of your days in the state of quiet confusion.
Then again, you've got loads of unopened pots of hot sauces in the fridge from all those takeaway pizzas, so things are looking up!

You: I can't understand why my life is so horrible!
Also you: MORE SAUCE

This is dip-ression

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Japanese Restart

When your electronic device is seriously malfunctioning and you have no other choice but rip out the power cord and or battery to give it a "fresh start".

-"ah Gavin, mycomputer is blue screening"

-"ok ross, you know what to do....rip that power cord out and give it a Japanese Restart".

by JapStart November 23, 2018

Pooplovian Response

After there have been shortages, the psychological compulsion people feel to buy toilet paper every time they go to the store and they have it in stock.

Honey, I know we have 58 rolls of toilet paper, but I had a massive Pooplovian Response to buy one more package when I saw it on the shelves!

by TDinKS July 1, 2020

I respect your feelings

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give
I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human
I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap

I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

Two Pin Reset

Term used to describe turning a battery operated item like a mobile phone on and off.

Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a problem.

Differs from a Three pin reset which is to turn something On and Off at the mains.

I've performed a two pin reset on your phone sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Monte Carlo Restaurant

The best italian restaurant in the state of Virginia. In a cute city called Lynchburg. As soon as you walk in you will be consumed of the great scent of true italian food. From homemade pizzas with a special dough to Veal Franchese for two. With the outstanding Waitresses and Waitors and the Professional cooks you will never be in denial of why you came.Grazie!!

Lets go to Monte Carlo Restaurant.

by Spankii and Carchop April 3, 2011