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Redneck whisk 

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina. Then you spin it around.
Omg I cant believe he came inside me, I dont have enough money to get an abortion so it looks like ill have to use the Redneck whisk method.
Redneck whisk by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck whisk 

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.
Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.
Redneck whisk by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck bidet 

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
Redneck bidet by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Redneck Enginenuaty

When a white person makes their own tools.
This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.
Redneck Enginenuaty by DenSum December 25, 2020

Redneck Roulette 

Pulling up to a gas station with a kiddie pool and filling it with gas. Then, you sit inside of it, and you all light cigarettes and smoke.
I got some darts and mom's credit card, wanna play redneck roulette?
Redneck Roulette by sh4rkb41t January 14, 2021

Redneck Band-Aid 

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.
Redneck Band-Aid by BurntAce January 20, 2021