psyoctitute

An unethical psychologist who will testify in court any way a client wants them to provided you pay them enough money.

Dr. Green is a real psyoctitute he will testify for anyone

by Pythia_the_allseer February 10, 2019

Psycho

Psycho is a mentally ill individual, The way they react to rejection, going un-noticed or to any situation where the outcome is not what they fabricated it to be, some will say they are acting psycho, their mental reaction as well as physical reaction would said to be psychotic, uncontrollable behavior. You don't wave to piss off psychotic Celina or psychotic Shawn. They will react in a way and do things most normal people would only think about doing, but not following through with it, like if a psycho is pissed off at a man, she may take a baseball bat to his car and swing at the headlights and taillights and mirrors like its a pinata, or set your house on fire, or just generally do things only normal people say they would do when angered by the opposite sex. Or exploit them on social media but no matter what extreme the psycho may go to I promise it's going to be unbelievable

That bitch I met on the dating site is fucking psycho , she wants to go to a swingers club on our next date, WTF is wrong with her? She said she needs a friend to help her out with me when we have sexual relations. Hell I might not break it off with her after suggested a swing club hell those are for married peeps looking to keep it up for the rest of the time they are married. Those swingers club people are psycho. Let's go as a married couple and act like Debbie does Dallas, and act perfectly normal around our non swinger friends that we secretly want to swing with and invite them over for drinks and pool party oh don't forget the pool boy and the cocktail server and bartender to make it not so awkward when they start stalking their prey, slip them a ruffy if they don't comply that's psycho . Drugs and alcohol don't mix but when they do you can bet your sweet ass it's going to be a date rape drug and it will be given to you by a swingers wife and you can do nothing about it . Just take s seat on the psycho swinger love swing and worry about your choice of friends when reality is in your court, cuz the ball is in swingers psycho court

by SillyPsychosexy February 25, 2019

Psyhighcological

That feeling of next level intelligence. Heightened psyche. Most commonly found at the peak of a zoot —In other terms, you’re really f*ckin high. Gone off your ass. “Zooted” and “Mentally Undiluted” so to speak.

Dude, I just figured out a little piece of the universe.

*Dude wiping tear*

Woah, you’re psyhighcological as f*ck right now

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“You’re being so psyhighcological right now, the Dali Lama is quaking.”

by tap-dncr22 March 8, 2019

psycho_adams

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Person 1: Did you hear about psycho_adams
Person 2: Yeah he's the greatest NFL Meme account on instagram

by Gehwhdgvxbaksksbm June 11, 2019

Psychlectoremsepticephalphobia

Means "Mind Reader Seven Head Fear". It is a seven headed creature/person that can read the mind of its victims. It usually goes for people that is scared if the number 7, so it can be easier to attack them. It reads the mind of its victims to read what it's gonna do next

Psychlectoremsepticephalphobia in English means "Mind Reader Seven Head Fear""

by Doggypaddle441 September 16, 2019

Psychosamagic

Psychosamagic is the placebo effects of influences by means of magical , superstition,hypnosis,or power of suggestion and belief application resulting in a psychosomatic phinomonom.

psychosamagic :an event that accrues when expectations through magical thinking and Or a psychosomatic result end up being a means to an end result through believin. Be it a positive or negative consequence of any belief requiring faith.
Take dumbo and his thoughts. It materialized/manifested outcomes that was brought on by acting or believing.
In the story of Dumbo the flying elephant. Dumbo had psychosamagicly been able to fly withthe magic feather . given to him by his trickster mouse hypnosis trainer guru archetype. And through the process of spychosamigix. He flew when he psychosamagicly held the feather and through psychosamagics he alowed himself to fly without the feather.

by Röago Aces November 12, 2019

Psychosomavirus

Vague flu-like symptoms that indicate COVID-19-related paranoia rather than actual illness.

Person 1: Oh man, I have such a sore throat. I feel hot - do I feel hot to you? Someone coughed near me on the bus last month. It must be-
Person 2: Psychosomavirus, dude. Just psychosomavirus.

by posvfefe April 1, 2020